What would I do if I had one million dollars?

I would spend it on a money printing machine and games. I suggest that games are better than having a car. I would also spend my money on birds because they are great pets to have. I would also buy a mansion colored yellow and future appliances. I would buy Army and be a dictator for life. I would buy the Boeing company and the Sausage making company for money for life. I would spend my last money on a research on infinite life for ever. I just like being a person who always wants to experience things.  I would also buy a place filled with gold and luxury. I would also by a cloning factory that duplicates me into many.